Creative constipation
I told a friend of mine that I’d help him come up with a name for his really nice trailer-mounted port-o-potty. He wants to target (no pun intended) outdoor weddings, upscale receptions and other such parties. In keeping with my tradition of airing out (no pun intended) the bad ideas so the good ones can flow (pun intended), I thought I’d post my first ideas here. Please add yours in the comments.
The Welcome Wagon
I Doo Doo
Tuxedo Toilet
Your Own Private Potty
The Honeymoon Killer
Royal Flush
Just Marred
Porta-Party
Something Borrowed
Something Old, Something, UH OH…
Do You? I Doo
The Party Wizard
The Best Man
The Bridesmaid
Gotta Go
The Wedding Crapper
Get the picture? Help me out! & keep ‘em clean (I kill me).
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:07 am
Here’s the worst two I could come up with. I’ll keep thinking for something actually usable.
Here dumps the bride
…or forever hold your pee
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Thanks for the ideas Kevin. I kinda like number 2 (heh heh).
April 8th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
The Party Wizard totally has a ring to it, as does the Porta- Party.
April 9th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
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April 10th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
What about trailerific crap castle?
April 20th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Party Potty
Jammin’ John
I like to use it, use it
Twirl-a-Toilet
I agree with Blakely–I really like the Porta Party!
Does it come in a Love Toilet version?